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Bad Assignment
Bad Assignment Akpos submitted his English Composition assignment to his class teacher… TEACHER: Your assignment is the worst in the class. It’s not only ungrammatical, it’s rude and in bad taste. I’m going to send your father a note about it. AKPOS: I don’t think that would help ma. He wrote it. 🤣🤣🤣😂 brighten your…
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Facts
Valentine died for love, Romeo also died for love, Jack in Titanic died for love, Samson in the Bible died for love, Greek heroes Hercules and Achilles died 4 love. Even Jesus Christ died for love! Where are the women? Don’t buy any woman a Valentine’s treat/ Gift/ Diamond ring this year until she gives…
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THE FALLEN NATION(PART TWO)CHAPTER NINE
King gedaliah heard of prince Lucas victory over the Syrian’s soldiers, he summoned him to the palace for a drink. Prince Lucas came to the palace and merry with the king, king gedaliah said to him,”I am amazed with your seriousness to fight Syrian, you deserve to be a leader”. Prince Lucas said to him,…
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THE FALLEN NATION(PART TWO)CHAPTER EIGHT
The ambush was set and well arranged, few days later prince seko sent 6,000 men to ammonite to attack them at night. They were approaching the border of ammonite, but before they could reached the border they pass through the ambush. The soldiers at the ambush were sleeping, suddenly they heard steps of horses approaching.…
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Husband and wife
Wife is busy packing her clothes. Man: And where are you going? Wife: I’m moving to my mother. Husband also starts packing. Wife: And where do you think your going? Husband: I’m also moving to my mother. Wife: And what about the kids? Husband: Well if you are moving to your mother and I’m moving…
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THE FALLEN NATION(PART TWO)CHAPTER SEVEN
Prince Lucas got to the palace and met king gedaliah, walking , Prince Lucas could see how restless he was, he said to him,”your Majesty, why are you restless? ” king gedaliah answered, “prince seko is well prepared for war, do you think I can win?” Prince Lucas answered, “why troubling yourself? When I am…
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Marriage court
Akpos was charged to court for beating up his wife. JUDGE: Why did you hit your wife with a CHAIR? AKPOS: Because I couldn’t lift the TABLE. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 brighten your day with a smile.
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Lol…….Laughing Outside Lagos
Mental School Two mentally disturbed men Akpos and Kwame decided they must go to school. They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was a school. The following day, Akpos got there early and climbed the tree. As Kwame came and saw his friend on top of the tree he…
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Lol
Stop crying After a big accident, Sonto was crying “O God! I have lost my left hand?”A KPOS: Control yourself my friend! Stop crying! See that man he has lost his head, is he crying? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂brighten your day with a smile.
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Funny Akpos
Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct! The questions and answers below: Q.1- In which battle did Usman Dan Fodio Die? Ans.- In his Last Battle. Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed? Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page. Q.3- What is the…
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Foolish Akpos
SMS Message There was a girl Akpos really loved but he never had the guts to tell her how much he loves her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms message saying, “I love you so much, I wanna date you. Please reply and tell me how you…
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Lol True logic
5 ways for man to be happy with women 1. Be with a women who makes you laugh… 2. Be with a women who gives u her time… 3. Be with a women who takes care of you… 4. Be with a women who really loves you… 5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t…
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THE FALLEN NATION(PART TWO)CHAPTER SIX
Prince Lucas left there immediately and went back to king gedaliah and said to him, “my lord, I just realized that prince seko sent his spy into this nation to find out about me, and I believed he now know that am alive. Soon he will attack”. King gedaliah became terrified and said,” how do…
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THE FALLEN NATION(PART TWO) CHAPTER FIVE
The next day prince Lucas summoned all the soldiers and the commanders, he addressed them saying, “My name is prince Lucas philus, the son of late king philus of Syrian. Today I am standing before you not as a Prince but as an ordinary man like you”. One of the commanders named MARAH said to…
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THE FALLEN NATION(PART TWO)CHAPTER FOUR
Baiah came back to ammonite seeing her husband she was so so happy and gave him a hug. Prince Lucas said to her,”are you still angry with me?” She answered, “No am no longer angry with you, I just realized why you have to hide your identity”. Prince Lucas was so happy and excited when…
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