Category: Jokes
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Big Man
Excerpt: The Big Man is a funny and spooky story for children about a young boy who has a frightening encounter in his bedroom. There was a young boy named Andrei who lived in a small village in Russia. He was a nervous child and was often afraid of one thing or another. He was…
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Bear Hunting
Excerpt: Bear Hunting is a funny scary story based on an old Bulgarian folktale about a group of men who go out to hunt bears. Once upon a time, a giant, man-eating grizzly bear was terrorizing the countryside near a small village. It had been eating people who were travelling to and from the nearby…
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Truth About Hell
Excerpt: The Truth About Hell is a funny story about a man who goes to hell and has to choose how he will spend eternity behind three doors. There was a man who had lived a very bad life. One day, he was killed in a motorcycle accident and was sent directly to hell. The…
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Gravestones
Excerpt: Headstones a very short funny scary story about strange sounds coming from a graveyard. Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.…
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Robbery
Robbing Houses Kwame one day told Akpos about the robbery in their neighbourhood. He said, “The robbers have been attacking for a week now. They have robbed four houses including my house and they operate by jumping through fences.” Then Akpos replied, “That’s terrible! But thank God I’m lucky.”Kwame then asked, “Why? Do you have…
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Keep Driving😂😂😂
Keep Driving! Akpos was driving home late one night. His front lights were no longer working so he was driving on the road behind a car whose front lights were working perfectly.All of a sudden, the car in front stopped moving. Akpos waited for close to 5 minutes in his car but the car in…
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Examples of Lines
Comedy Naija made home jokes😂😂😂 Akpos keeps being punished in school for several reasons but he just won’t change. The stubborn boy was in class one day when the following drama took place… TEACHER: Children, give me examples of lines that I have taught you. KWAME: Vertical lines. TEACHER: Very good, another one. MERCY: Horizontal…
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April Fool
Akpos Gets First Class Akpos bursts into the house, “Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78!” The father is amazed and says “This calls for a party.” The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping malls and Eateries. He spends all he has including his Month end salary. The father thought to himself, “At…
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Funny Joke 😂😂
A little boy, Akpos was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin Johnny asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen.” Akpos responded. Johnny was amazed that he answered so quickly and asked, “How did you know that?” “Easy,” Akpos replied, “All you have to do is add it up,…
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Lost In The Woods Akpos and two of his friends (Kwame and Thambo) are lost in a forest.For weeks, they lived there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it and sure enough, out comes a genie. The genie says, “Since I can only give out 3 wishes, you may each have…
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Funny Jokes
Right Answers Akpos got 0% marks in an exam and was surprised because all his answers were seemingly correct! The questions and answers below: Q.1- In which battle did Usman Dan Fodio Die? Ans.- In his Last Battle. Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed? Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page. Q.3- What…
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River Jordan Akpos and his wife went to Israel and decided to pick a boat to see the beauty of river Jordan. When Akpos asked the boatman how much it will cost them, he said $500. Akpos shouted, “No wonder Jesus decided to walk on the sea.” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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Funny Jokes
Smelling Class Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class. The principal walks by and sees him sitting outside laughing. He asks, “Akpos, what are you doing outside sitting here laughing?”Akpos replies, “I farted in class and the…
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Funny Jokes
SMS Message There was a girl Akpos really loved but he never had the guts to tell her how much he loves her. One night, at around 11pm, he summoned some courage and sent her an sms message saying, “I love you so much, I wanna date you. Please reply and tell me how you…
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Funny Joke
Mouthology A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?The sailor said no to all his questions.Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know…
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